Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
William Kelly was fed secretary
+ Milk drinkers are turning to powder
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Quarter of a million chinese live on water
Farmer bill dies in house
* Iraqi head seeks arms
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Survivor of siamese twins joins parents
British left waffles on Falkland Islands
Shot off woman's leg helps nicklaus to 66
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
+ Stolen painting found by tree
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
19 Feet Broken in Pole Vault
New Jersey to be Moved
Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
Defendant's Speech Ends in Long Sentence
Some become unintentionally suggestive:
Queen Mary having bottom scraped
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes appeal to pope
Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
NJ judge to rule on nude beach
Child's stool great for use in garden
Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
Organ festival ends in smashing climax
Stud tires out
Grammar often botches other headlines:
* Eye drops off shelf
Squad helps dog bite victim
+ Dealers will hear car talk at noon
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
Miners refuse to work after death
Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
* Two sisters reunited after eighteen years in checkout counter
Lung cancer in women mushrooms
Teacher strikes idle kids
Navy Finds Dead Pilots Flying with Hangovers
White House Kills Fund Raiser After Complaints About Tactics
+ Shuttle Passes Test; A Worker is Killed
Once in a while, a botched headline takes on a meaning opposite from the one intended:
Never withhold herpes from loved one
Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
+ Autos killing 110 a day let's resolve to do better
Squad helps dog bite victim
Local Charity Group Helps Disable Man
Sometimes newspaper editors state the obvious:
* If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
* War dims hope for peace
Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
* Cold wave linked to temperatures
Child's death ruins couple's holiday
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
+ Man is fatally slain
+ Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
* Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
+ Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
+ Enfiels couple slain; Police suspect homicide
